War jokes
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."