War jokes
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.