Want jokes
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
saddest youtube comment :(
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
She really wanted a boner.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?