Want jokes

Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!

Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?

Teens: NO WAY!

Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!

Teens: O OK. 😤

Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.

This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

(Do you get the joke?)

(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?

I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!

My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.

The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"

Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."

For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?

People actually want stuff in a supermarket.

What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?

Anything you want—he can’t hear you.

Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??

Flowers get picked.

"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."

Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?

Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)

I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.

Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?

He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.

What do we want?!

A cure for Tourette's!!

When do we want it?!

Cunt!!!

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.

On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."

On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.