Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Orphan Criminals
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is a play on words. "Wanted" has two meanings: one, to desire something, and two, to be sought by the police. Orphans aren't "wanted" in either sense, see? And you, my friend, probably still believe in the tooth fairy. Sad!
nobody
that just means they will be the worst criminals