Want jokes
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.