Want jokes
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D