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Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.