Want jokes
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!