Want jokes
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.