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Why didn't the squirrel wanna go swimming because he didnt wanna get his nuts wet
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No..
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
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If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orfan, what are they gonna do... tel their parents
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I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week and it said 2-4 years on the box.
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Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester
bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
Roses are red I love hot food if I was a bad bitch I'd wanna fuck me too
oh wait I am.
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll PUNch you with one!
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material
I went to a depprest person and said do you wanna hang with me
Hey I just wanna be in bed I just wanna stay ahead i just feel like i am dead and i like that color red hey i am not the big fat loser and your just a big accuser you user and excuser
Say this to you sister,toxic BF,Anyone :)
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
wanna hear a joke about measurment... nevermind it would take to long
