Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Wanna Jokes
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
