What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
Your hairline looks like a brick wall
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama is so fat. The wall couldn't support her picture.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
how do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it! (me like fortnite)
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Your Mom is so fat she can be trumps border wall
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing because fish cant talk
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
