Wall jokes
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
I fucked a wall.