New Wall Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies

Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer

*Knock knock*

Why are you knocking on a wall, you're in the Twin Towers and they're going down

I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)

Pee pee poo poo wall

What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”

What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall

Why did the wall fall over?

A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing because they are walls

Why can’t the baby cross the road? Walls

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.

Walls

Your forehead so big, Jupiters moons look up to it. If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy. Your forehead so big, its the main foundation for the wall of China. Your forehead so big, it makes up half of the Milky Ways mass. Your forehead the reason why the Earth still spins.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young

Where is the walls favourite place to meet his friends

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.