Wall Jokes

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)

Pee pee poo poo wall.

What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”

What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.

Why did the wall fall over?

A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.

Why can’t the baby cross the road?

Walls.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.

Walls

Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.

If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.

Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.

Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.

Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.

Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.

You dirty-minded bastard!

What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

A door.