Wall jokes
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Poop and balls through the walls!
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.