I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Wall Jokes
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Poop and balls through the walls!
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
