New Wall Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."

"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows

the cradle will rock when the bough breaks

the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all

rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock

when the bough breaks the cradle will fall

and down will come baby cradle and all"

Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?

The only thing longer than the great wall of china is your hairline

Your forehead is so big I thought it was a brick wall

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former soviet union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

poop and balls through the walls

I'm always hanging in there. Hanging on the wall

How do you tell if someone is depressed? The brains on the wall

What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?

A baby with forks in its eyes.

Yesterday on the school bus my freind infront of me said she was 41% irish and 15% Mexican then my freind siting next to me said “wow almost half leprechaun” then I said “yeah and 15 percent wall climber”

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"

"joe biden's mom is so fat, shes very fat folks, shes so fat imma use her to build my new wall"-trump

Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall

I can't tell whats farther the great wall of China or how far Paul Walker flew out his windshield

what did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?

"face the wall"

What was one cool thing about hitler

he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

what do u call a mexican door

dora

How do you break an orphans wall in their room in the orphanage? Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.