Walk jokes
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."