Walk

Walk jokes

People

    • I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

    After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

    Orphanage

    • Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

    Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

    Bully: *cries*

    Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

    Dad

    • I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

    Walk memes

    Comedian

    • *walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

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    • Dog

    • A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

    Orphan

    • A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

    Wife

    • Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

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    • Dad

    • One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

    Cow

    • A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

    Orphan

    • An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

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