Walk jokes
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
Memes
WTF is this?
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I