A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
I asked a child where were there parents they started to cry I laughed and walked out of an orphanage
You walk into a room. And there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah that’s the punchline.
A burrito walked off a building.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
