Walk jokes
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.