Walk jokes

How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

The psychologist will thank you for coming.

What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.

Two Timetravers walk into a bar...

...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."

A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.

An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

What runs but does not walk? It's water.

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

A priest walked in and said to the kids,

"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.

Why did my parents walk to the other side?

...Why?

Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.