Walk jokes

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

A priest walked in and said to the kids,

"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.

Never mind.

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...

Just kidding!

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."