How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
