Walk jokes
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.