Walk jokes

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.

Never mind.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

A priest walked in and said to the kids,

"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...

Just kidding!

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.