Walk jokes
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.