Walk Jokes

my mum said not to walk the streets cause i wont find home the next day i was an orphan

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Did you walk up Stephen Hawkins drive

Don’t worry he didn’t either

Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore

Guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real" I reply saying, yea it's Asa Hutchinson, lol

What do two priest say to each other when they walk into an orphanage let us pray

What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked

I can’t remember if I already said this or not I might of already said this also this is a true story. So I’m walking into a store in Amish country and there’s this guy with a bear trap then my moms friend says this guys gonna catch some bears then the Amish guy stop looks around and whispers “it’s for democrats”

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk walk home and walk walk home from a home and walk walk home 🏡 night and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠

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Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?" The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom. Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket int the toilet."

What happened to teh gator when he walked into the hospital. He became gatorade.

I saw Simba walking slowly....

I told him "Mufasa"

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a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.

A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.

One was a salted

when you say i wish i could cut of these bumps on my neck. (your mom walking to you with a knife)

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale." "A gallon?" the barkeeper asks. "Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."