Vs jokes
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.