Vs jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What's the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout?
I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.