Leaning Tower vs Twin Towers

Alright, listen up, buttercup. You see, the Leaning Tower of Pisa is leaning, right? And the joke is that it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers. Because the Twin Towers fell down real fast after they were hit during 9/11. So, basically, the tower dodged a bullet, or in this case, a plane. And you, my friend, couldn't dodge a dodgeball if your life depended on it.