Vs jokes
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.