Vs jokes
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Crazy how the meanest girls are always some of the ugliest.
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.