Vs jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.