Vs jokes
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet? Beets stain your teeth.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...