Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Okay, listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the word "home base." A baseball field literally has a "home base", you see, where the batter stands. An orphan, on the other hand, doesn't have a home or a family, hence no "home base". I bet you thought an orphan was a baby kangaroo.