Vs jokes
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.