Vs jokes
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".