Vs jokes
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"