Vs jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.