Vs jokes
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.