Vs jokes
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture frame.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
what's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
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