Vs jokes
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
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What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne waits until a kid is a teenager to come on its face.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!