Vs jokes
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common? They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.