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Vs jokes

Cent

    • What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)

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    • Gun

    • What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

    The bear has common sense not to fire it.

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    • Boob

    • What do boobs and toys have in common?

    Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.

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    • Baby

    • What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?

    One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.

    PC

    • What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.

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    • Hoe

    • What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.

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    • Chuck Norris

    • Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

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    • Priest

    • What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.

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    • Dad

    • What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

    Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?

    Blonde

    • What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

    I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

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