Vs jokes
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.