Vs jokes
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.