Vs jokes
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.