Vs jokes
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.