Vs jokes
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.