What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? A cherry float.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda
instead there was one 76 year year old virgin
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love Man: I wish not to die a virgin Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
A 28-year old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online. For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Captain America is a 106 yo virgin
Vrigos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
when my dad once went to the virgin islands now its just called the islands
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister so her got the family discount.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. "Shut up you horny virgin"!
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
when u think Ur moms a virgin then u stumble into the wrong closet
I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend
its cavers
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins
what do you call someone who is extra virgin
mrs frame
