Virgin Jokes

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My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.

I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend

Virginia is false advertising Couldn't find many virgins there

when my dad once went to the virgin islands now its just called the islands

Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!

when u think Ur moms a virgin then u stumble into the wrong closet

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Captain America is a 106 yo virgin

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. "Shut up you horny virgin"!

where are virgins usually born? Virginia

He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do u call it life?

She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do u call it life?

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i lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off

Q:what's the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn't wake up

i was talking to my friend and he said "I lost my virginity to a girl and then she stopped coming to school" and I said "probably because she was fired"

what do you call someone who is extra virgin

mrs frame

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."