bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda
instead there was one 76 year year old virgin
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
Captain America is a 106 yo virgin
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."