Virgin Jokes

The only reason he died was because virgin media wifi crashed

What do you call a baby that came out of their mothers womb? A VIRGIN

Are you still a virgin If you do IT With no one?

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Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?

Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5

The reason Steven Hawkins died was because he switches WiFi routers for sky to virgin so his computer la-ged out

Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins

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Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer

of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! he obviously liked being nailed!

What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?

Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!

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Calculate my dick, virgins

You get no bitches said the man to the 60 year old reckneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Why do Vampires like virgins? Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.

Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

( I am still a single young virgin )

a priest sees a man about to commit suicide the man says "I have nothing to live for here I will die go to heaven and get 72 virgins" then the priest says "no need for this I will take you to the local elementary school"