Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
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Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
Calculate my dick, virgins!
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
