Virgin Jokes

When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.

Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- " You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! yeah I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".

why did the orphan call Mr smith daddy, because he put her in the vices and tort her a lesson about virginity

The reason Steven Hawkins died was because he switches WiFi routers for sky to virgin so his computer la-ged out

The only reason he died was because virgin media wifi crashed

Did Jesus die a virgin?

Of course not!! He got nailed before he died.

Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guys body they notice when they walk over he has a boner the first doctor decides why not fuck him he still has a boner left in him the 2nd says well he's dead and I I'm a virgin the 3d one says I can't I'm on my period and then says okey why not he already dead it's not like he doesn't smell bad after all that they go to walk out and the guy pops up and says thanks for saveing my life pumping blood back into my body...........

The virgin Mary wasn't a virgin she was a prostitute, God raped her

My sisters ask me "Are you really a virgin?" I say "That's nun of your business"

A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her

God damn it. Fuck christianity I fucking 30 years old and still a virgin. THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!!

What does BLM stand for?? Biden loves millennials

Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer

Did Jesus die virgin? Nope he got nailed before he died.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.

How do you find a red neck virgin?

Just look for a 4 year old they can run faster than her brothers

You get no bitches said the man to the 60 year old reckneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.