Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
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Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."