Virgin jokes
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
All of us.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
It's cavers.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.