Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just wonโt stand for it
Why did Ms. Grapes ๐ want to marry Mr. Grapes ๐?
Because she loves raisin kids.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr Jones's lesson. Mr Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill"
Why wouldnโt Mr Bee ๐ push Ms Bee ๐ away?
Believe he loves his honey.
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see..... No fee.
Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have
Tell me answers in comment box
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's dad said, "That's Mr. Wiggles." Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's mom said, "That's my garden." Timmy's mom said, "Don't look up." Timmy looked up. Timmy said, "What are those?" Timmy's mom said, "Those are her headlights." Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said, "Don't look under the covers." Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled, "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR. WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
Why does Ms. Mushroom ๐ go out with Mr. Mushroom ๐?
Because heโs a fungi.
Why was Mrs. Claus upset? Because Santa only cums once a year
how did Aby get away from mr. ryan in iran. he ran
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, โWhich human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?โ
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, โYou should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! Iโm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!โ
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, โWhich body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?โ
Little Maryโs mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, โBoy, is she going to get in big trouble!โ
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, โAnybody?โ
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, โThe body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.โ
Mrs. Parks said, โVery good, Billy,โ then turned to Mary and continued.
โAs for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didnโt read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.โ
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display. Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfelt's puffy shirt and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, you canโt say you werenโt warned, Mrs. Matthews."
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack mr khan and give him a big fat whack cos his teaching's got lack his system i will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack I'll throw him on the clothing rack on his seat I'll put thumb tacks i'll break his momma's back.... and he'll never come back @DreamBlue
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked "so, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered "no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied "never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said "school has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized...*fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
