Virgin Jokes

The difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Isaacs Newton died a virgin.

DID JESUS DIE VIRGIN???

NO...HE HE GOT NAILED 😅

Money is power and power is sex. Sex is ex and ex is virgin.

What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?

Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!

Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

( I am still a single young virgin )

Was Jesus a virgin? of course not! he was nailed before he was killed

A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. an hour later she got back home not only she lost the stranger but also her virginity.

Calculate my dick, virgins

Whats the difference between the baby i just killed and Issac Newton? -Isaac Newton died a virgin

of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! he obviously liked being nailed!

What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?

Baby Jesus died a virgin

What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin

dad: what did your older brother say before he lost his virginity son: dad please don't dad:exactly

a priest sees a man about to commit suicide the man says "I have nothing to live for here I will die go to heaven and get 72 virgins" then the priest says "no need for this I will take you to the local elementary school"

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Did jesus die a virgin? ofc not you idiot he got nailed before he died!

The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.