Virgin Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

Sex

Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

(I am still a single young virgin.)

Suicide

A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."

Orphan

Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.

Memes

Cigarette

A screenshot of text messages. The first message says, "do u like cigarettes after sex?" The response says, "I'm a virgin with asthma."

Money

Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.

Doctor

I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.

Dick

Calculate my dick, virgins!

Kid

Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.

Blm

What does BLM stand for?

Biden loves millennials.

Dad

Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?

Son: Dad, please don't.

Dad: Exactly.

Year

God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.

THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!

Night

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

Daughter

A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.

Memes

People

A cartoon image of two people having a conversation. The first person is a light-skinned person with green hair who is talking. A speech bubble above them reads, "So did you hear what he did last week?". The second person is a dark-skinned person with their hair in a bun. Above them is a speech bubble with the single word "She.". Under the first speech bubble is another with the text, "Right. Anyway, she raped a minor and gave him aids."

Titanic

A tweet by Sarah Cooper says: Titanic (1997). Scientist: Where's the diamond? Old lady: *three hour long story about how she lost her virginity*

Life

A Minecraft character face is on the left side of the image and on the right side, a text that says: "Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks us all. - Nerf @nerfgraham2013."

Memes

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Snail

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"

Student

The image shows text on the left that reads "STUDENT CUMS AT SCHOOL" and "Dhar Mann" beneath it. On the right, there is a close up of a person with white goo all over their face.

Memes

Dad: Do you wanna know what your sister said while she
lost her virginity?
Son: Dad, please stop this is inappropriate
Dad: Exactly

Community

If you’re an “alt virgin,” you may be entitled to MOD-PENSATION

TaylorSwiftBoat

RAP SHALL PREVAIL, VIRGINS!!!!!!!!

I WIN, VIRGINS!!!!!!!!

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