Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Virgin Jokes
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ๐.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
