Virgin

Virgin Jokes

You get no bitches said the man to the 60 year old reckneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

Parents: are you still a virgin?
The toaster:

dad: what did your older brother say before he lost his virginity son: dad please don't dad:exactly

Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

( I am still a single young virgin )

The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.