Virgin

Virgin Jokes

Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

(I am still a single young virgin.)

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?

Son: Dad, please don't.

Dad: Exactly.

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.