You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not! He got nailed before he died.
Yoav
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer; They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men", or a VIRGIN!
kid on Xbox: i'm not a virgin. ask your sister Bully on Xbox: i don't have a sister dumbass kid on Xbox: you will in 9 months
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
It's cavers.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
What is a redneck virgin? A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers
All of us.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, VIRGIN
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
