Virgin jokes
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
Yoav
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
It's cavers.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
All of us.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not! He got nailed before he died.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."