Virgin jokes

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!

It's cavers.

My sister lost two things today:

1: Her virginity.

2: Her job at the zoo.

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin!

What is a redneck virgin?

A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

The Virgin Mobile.

All of us.

Did Jesus die a virgin?

Of course not! He got nailed before he died.

Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.

Uder the sheets.

Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.

Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.

SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS

When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.

It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.

My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"

Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

The redneck virgin.

Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):

"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"

Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.