What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
What do you call a baby that came out of their mothers womb? A VIRGIN
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary. Because she was straight into Jesus
Are you still a virgin If you do IT With no one?
all of us
Why do Vampires like virgins? Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
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of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! he obviously liked being nailed!
I bet when you were born the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
i lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
How do you tell when a blonde just lose her virginity? Her crayons are still wet.
What did cinderella leave at the ball
Her virginity
What does BLM stand for?? Biden loves millennials
why did the orphan call Mr smith daddy, because he put her in the vices and tort her a lesson about virginity
Friend a Why you still a virgin bro Friend b I was until was night
Friend a nah nah who with Friend b your sister Friend a I don't have a sister Friend just wait 9 months you'll see
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.