Virgin jokes
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
Yoav
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
All of us.
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.