Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not!! He got nailed before he died.
Yoav
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer; They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men", or a VIRGIN!
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its cavers
Where does kristen stewart get her virginity from? She get it from her mama and papa.
My sister lost two things today 1: Her virginity 2: Her job at the zoo
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
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all of us
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, VIRGIN
why did the orphan call Mr smith daddy, because he put her in the vices and tort her a lesson about virginity
My sisters ask me "Are you really a virgin?" I say "That's nun of your business"
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Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me
