Virgin jokes
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
It's cavers.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not! He got nailed before he died.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.