Virgin Jokes



Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"



where are virgins usually born? Virginia


What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. "Shut up you horny virgin"!

Sad Sad Sarah

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? A cherry float.

Chuck Glisson

What is a redneck virgin?

Answer; A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers!


I have a short TRUE story of how i found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend. when my brother was 12-13 years, he fucked his best friend and i saw it. i was like 4-5 years UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. all i heard was "ahh" and "mmm". the only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". i was so traumatized that i told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "he's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT.. NO YOU DUMBASS. he was playing the game "SEX". more like "GAY SEX". I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that i heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend! i actually got so curious, i opened the door and saw then doing "69". i was blank white after i saw it. i will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it. (just a btw i still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..) (he ain't no virgin not more i guess lmfao.)



Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Lovely Perv

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.


in Memes

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

Anonymous turtle

kid on Xbox: i'm not a virgin. ask your sister Bully on Xbox: i don't have a sister dumbass kid on Xbox: you will in 9 months


What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.


What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.



Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, VIRGIN


in Nun

What do u call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile

Anonymous (:

in Nun

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile <3 :)



What do you call a person in a wheelchair

Virgin mobil

Mail man tom

What is a redneck virgin? A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers


My sister lost two things today 1: Her virginity 2: Her job at the zoo


Where does kristen stewart get her virginity from? She get it from her mama and papa.