Virgin Jokes

You've probably heard this one before but screw it

What's the difference between jesus christ and the kid I just killed Jesus christ probably died a virign

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? A cherry float.

What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity

Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary. Because she was straight into Jesus

How do you tell when a blonde just lose her virginity? Her crayons are still wet.

What did cinderella leave at the ball

Her virginity

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love Man: I wish not to die a virgin Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality

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What do you call a YouTuber a virgin

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

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What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

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Friend a Why you still a virgin bro Friend b I was until was night

Friend a nah nah who with Friend b your sister Friend a I don't have a sister Friend just wait 9 months you'll see

Vrigos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying

My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one

Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is

I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped

What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy

If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents

If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents

Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is

Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.