He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do u call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do u call it life?
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with HEHE!
Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day.... only cause I wanted my first time to be special...
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not!! He got nailed before he died.
Yoav
My sisters ask me "Are you really a virgin?" I say "That's nun of your business"
i was talking to my friend and he said "I lost my virginity to a girl and then she stopped coming to school" and I said "probably because she was fired"
Q:what's the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn't wake up
What do you call a YouTuber a virgin
Uder the sheets
Under the sheeeets Me and your mother making your brother
Under the sheets DO do do do dododoodoooddododoodo
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even jesus is not a fucking cunt. Get off this site and go have some sex you fucking virgins.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me
where are virgins usually born? Virginia
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
Hey What do you want we broke up like 5 days ago leave me alone Ok first wanna do some things What kind of things Illegal things Like what Knock you of and hide your body 🤡🤡🗡
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
