Violet jokes

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.