Violet jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Your mom is fat and so are you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.