Violet jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Roses are black, violets are black.

I’m colorblind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Roses are red, violets are blue,

FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?