Violet jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Your mom is fat and so are you.