Violet

Violet jokes

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Rose

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

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    Cheese grater

  • So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.

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    Face

  • Roses are red, violets are blue.

    My heart is dead because of you.

    Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

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  • Rose

  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

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    Face

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

    Fist

  • Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

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  • Fortnite

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

    (I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)