Violet

Violet Jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

So last week I gave my Blind friend a cheese grater. The next 2 weeks he told me that was the most violet book he has ever read