Violet jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue.

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This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.