Violet jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"

"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."

"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.

The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Your mom is fat and so are you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.

So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!