Violet

Violet jokes

Abuse

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Mum

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Rose

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Support

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Peace

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Life

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Smile

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Wife

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Blood

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

Atom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

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  • Gun

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    I have a gun,

    GET IN THE VAN!!

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  • Lover

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.

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  • Rose

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.