Violet jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.