Violet

Violet jokes

Penis

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

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  • Uncle

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

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  • Rose

  • Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

    Gf: "I luv u too."

    Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

    Gf: "Ah, about that..."

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  • Poo

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

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  • Fire

  • "Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

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  • Community talk

  • I just wanna know if I restarted the roses are red violets are blue jokes bcz after i posted mine 3 days ago i get like 7 likes and then like 3 people have the roses are red violets are blue poems ☠️

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.