Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Roses are red violets are blue in the middle of the day give me money you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
