Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
Violet Jokes
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. Iβm racist.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
