Violet

Violet jokes

Cow

  • There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.

    The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"

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  • Rose

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

    Poo

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.