Violet

Violet jokes

Entity

"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"

"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."

"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."

Poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Finger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

Man

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Mama

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Cow

There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.

The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

Money

Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!

Poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Racist

Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.

Lesson

Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

Dyslexia

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

Hair

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

Banana

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?