Violet jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Your mom is fat and so are you.

So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.

The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.