Violet

Violet Jokes

Face

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Face

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roast

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Forehead

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Mom

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Poem

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Rose

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

End

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Donkey

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Rose

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Insult

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

Friend

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Mom

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.